It is widely known in the world TwiBubble, that Taylor Lautner was Summits go-to-PR-man/face of Twilight. [Since he is young and eager to please. *cough* thatswhatshesaid *cough*]
And even when NEWS BROKE that you, TaylorTot, were unhappy with just being a piece of hott under-age meat oogled at for your New Moon abs....
...you are still considered the one of the 'Holy Trinity' that is game for anything:
Skip to the last 2mins for AWESOMENESS:
See!? He really is down for anything:
So TaylorTot,
After watching you on Conan, I sent out a Tweet about your jawline...
But it was the fact that you could actually DO IT (catch grapes in your mouth that is) was what I found attractive...
Then I saw the Jimmy video from a LTT post...
In which you are confused at the beginning and get so into it at the end...
Well I got so into watching these snip-its, I ended up tracking down each full interview online...
And I'm beginning to worry that I truly will become a Mrs. Robinson in the future...
You see I have a rule, in my dating realm:
I am 23, therefore, the youngest I can go is 20!
And I only broke this once when I was 20 and he was 16...
...you see!?
I am already a reformed cradle-robber!
And I just can't have you out there rockin' a sweet suit!
or steamy and sexeh in the rain!
So from now on, if ever I feel a swoon coming on...
I shall force myself to look at the following pictures:
Then convince myself that you are still 8 and not 2.5 months from 18!
...
Damn it.
I scrolled back up.
...
Forgive me Father for I have sinned...
