SPOILER FREE -- Eclipse Round 1

I have no words. 

Only this...

Therefore this is basically a spoiler-free post.

But in Adam's words: FUCKING AWESOME 

But the ever continuing list of directors I want to work under has grown:

 Joss Whedon, Chris Weitz, and David Slade

Round 2 in less than 22hrs!

The End.

Letters to Remember Me: the movie that changed my life

Ok, so I meant to finish and post this yesterday (the 22nd) but I fell asleep at 8:30pm!!! WHAT!?

Knock, knock! Kat, is that you!? -- I know. I know. And now I am finishing and posting after midnight so technically Thursday. Fail.

this. just. happened.

Chris

hey met robert pattenson yesterday

thought you should know

Me

nice, on set at Water for Elephants or just out and about

Chris

on set

being the twilight fan that you are figured you'd be interesting in knowing

interested not interesting

Me

DUDE! are you in the cast?!

Chris

hahaha no just a roustabout

thats a circus worker in the 30's

basically what he plays

so i guess technically i am

no lines or anything though

Me

bahaha but so you are not Jacob Jankowski ;o)

i've read a version of a script

it reads very well, i am excited

*of the script

Chris

yeah the set is pretty damn incredible

Me

i know, i've seen pictures.

Chris

yeps

Me

if you become drinking buddies, i better be on the next flight out ;o)

i mean that is a possible future hubs of mine right there ;o)

Chris

hahaha

well duh

This just happened on Facebook chat.

[Well kinda, I kept talking to him a little more after...]

Chris is a sleazy friend that I met in college.

[I tweeted that it was h.s. oops]

He is a actor and lives in LA. obvi.

But I can't help but be super jealous and pissed.

HE IS A GUY!!!

He doesn't GET IT!!!

What a waste.

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The GOLD That is LTT

I for one feel that you can't truly be a fan of something if you can't tease yourself about it.

Especially Twilight.

Having said that...

I have a (mildly one-sided) love affair with LTT

[thats Letters to Twilight & LTR is Letters to Rob, just sayin]

Not only do Moon & UC whip out hilarious letters,

but the community is made of amazingness & comedy gold!

As the LTT/LTR community has grown, many letters are written by readers

 such as CalliopeBlabs and Freya

But as every reader should know knows,

some of the best stuff is left in the comments!

A prime example:

I followed a Tweet
to a letter comment

*I'll pause while you read and re-reed this awsomly speeled lettar.*

& if you think that is the best of the best,

you'd be mistaking because the reply comments had me LOLing irl style!

unintendedchoice, on May 24, 2010 at 12:29 pm Said:

Donny… I’m sorry you lost your lady, but seriously- you don’t need to take it out on those of us who enjoy the occasional word spelled correctly.

Now go put on a pea coat & Ray-bans and tell your girl you don’t want her to come. She’ll get all worked up and will no longer be lost.

mariemarie, on May 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm Said:

Donny it brakes my hart that you losted your girlfriend.

Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm Said:

I agree with UC. Go get some Ray-bans…work your stuff. Get confident. Be “forbidden” and play hard to get.

Heck, read the books. You might be surprised that you like them yourself. Then you two would have something in common and a new role playing game in the bedroom.

This could work for you.

fangbanger, on May 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm Said: 

deep fryed head first in a local mcdonalds kitchen? 

*sobs uncontrollably* 

It will take so long to get the grease out of my hair. 

          Seri Panjouled, on May 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm Said

          ^ this MIGHT be the way to Rob’s heart. Just sayin’.

Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm Said:

Haha.
Robert Pattinson. Setting unrealistic standards for women since 2009.

Sorry, dude.
A garlic tree would be pretty sweet, though.

tielle, on May 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm Said: 

Perhaps your girlfriend dumped you for reasons other than Twilight. . . like your apparent aversion to spell check or your lack of education. I doubt 90% of the male population was broken up with over their girlfriends love for this series. Of course, if this is the case then maybe you guys should start reading this “rubbish” and take notes on how to be the perfect boyfriend.

P.S. It isn’t the least bit appealing hearing someone say “I hope all you fuckers get deep fryed head first in a local mcdonalds kitchen!” 

tiffanized, on May 24, 2010 at 12:38 pm Said: 

Well if I’m going to get blasted for the existence of Twilight, I better start seeing some royalty checks, stat. 

Mr. Brasco–if that is indeed your real name–I’ve noticed that the kind of guys who lose their women to Twilight are the same kind of guys who think that Applebee’s is an appropriate venue for their anniversary dinner and don’t know what their lover’s favorite flower is. Grow a romantic bone–or better yet, read the books and take some tips from Edward (just not the stalking and breaking & entering). Write her a note that says “Be Safe” when she leaves for a business trip. Give her your mom’s tacky engagement ring. Wear a sleeveless white button down. 

Also, I think you are confused: ERIC is the poofter (aka “Gaysian”).  

          Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:42 pm Said: 

          A-MEN. Thanks, Tiff. 

          It’s not hard being romantic. I don’t know why guys just…can’t get it.

          and hey, Donny, instead of being threatened by a fictional vampire who was written by a mormon (awesome) housewife, step up your game a bit. YOU are the obtainable one. 

          Throw on some glitter and step out into the sunlight.

          xo-me. 

& OF COURSE there is always more where that came from...

I guess I am saying is:
If you are a Twilight fan and haven't checked out LTT/LTR yet...

WHY THE HECK NOT?!

*Chipotle Counter [28]*

1st Official KatOfDiamonds' Hottie McHotHot List

This is the 1st Official Full-Fledged
Hottie McHotHot List

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Lemme refresh you on the levels of swoon:

The Photoshoot Swoon

when they are professionally attractive

The "In Character" Swoon

when they are attractively someone else

The Just Plain HOT Swoon

when they are out&about/red carpet attractive

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Without further ado
I'LL LETCHA AT EM:

[1] Ryan Reynolds

i don't know about you but i find his 'funny' really attractive

and he is über talented!
he currently has 44 credits over at imdb!

then in the real world he is just Plain Hot!

[2] James Franco

...yeah snl sure knows how to spike viewership!

james' imdb page has plenty of variety as well!
at 51 credits of many different characters,
he is as hot as he is talented

 even his red carpet casual look causes swoon!

[3] Jake Gyllenhaal

this hottie has some serious staying power

he has won 10 awards and been nominated for 20 others
{source}

plus he is just a super cute kind of sexeh!

[4] Joseph Gordon-Levitt

did you SEE his snl? full on swoon!

he's got this adorable high-energy charm... plus a nice résumé

& man I could lose myself in his dimples! *returning the grin*

[5] Gerard Butler

this guy is truely professionally attractive

he is due to release 5 movies this year!

& I am completely alright with that!!!

[6] Zac Efron

SINCE WHEN IS THIS KID 21!?!?!
I am completely alright with it!
*le swoon*

i am so happy that he has star power past HSM!!!

my next mission might have to involve shanking a certain girlfriend...

[7] Rob Pattinson

I love Rob... He's always lookin' smokin'!

I have since Vanity Fair in 2005

He is just so full of *swoon*-ables and
*le sigh*

DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SWOON!?

Other HotHot Posts:
{Hottie McHotHot Spotlight: Enver Gjokai}
{The Hotness of SNL via James Franco}
{The Return of my Hottie McHotHot (Rob)}

{Swooning over Puck!?}

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So Long & Farwell 2009

SO
I stole this New Years survey from Carrie*
who stole it from Sam.
 #truth

And in the words of New Moon:
LET'S DO THIS!

[1]

What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?

I went a year without any serious boyfriend!

[2]

Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

I guess not... I don't even know what I may have said!

[3]

Did anyone close to you give birth?

Yep, My best friend Abby had Dante.
Katie had Ella.
Also Crystal had Avery.

[4]

Did anyone close to you die?
Yes. I miss you Joshua...

[5]

What countries did you visit?

Zero. *pout*

[6]

What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?

to fall in love.

[7]

What dates from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?

Unfortunately the 7th of January.
Joshua.

[8]

What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Yep. Not having sex once. Ugh.

[9]

What was your biggest failure?

Increasing my debt instead of decreasing it.
Not graduating in Spring. Or Fall.

[10]

Did you suffer illness or injury?

It was decently healthy.
Well until Fall semester =(

[11]

What was the best thing you bought?

My digital video camera.

[12]

Whose behavior merited celebration?

Vox. he followed his heart.
my friends who remember to follow their hearts.
those who are working towards their dreams!

[13]

Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

Joshua's unfortunately.
But I still love him.
Lots.

[14]

Where did most of your money go?
Let's not talk about this...

[15]

What did you get really, really, really excited about?

Going to fun midnight premieres with amazing friends.

[16]

What song will always remind you of 2009?

"I Believe"

[17]

Compared to this time last year, are you...

less prepared to face a new year.

[18]

What do you wish you’d done more of?

Working out but I'm too lazy
Dating, I guess...

[19]

What do you wish you’d done less of?

Sitting on my ass and wallowing.

[20]

How did you spend Christmas?
With family.

[21]

Did you fall in love in 2009?

Yes, I fell for somebody.
No, it wasn't love.

[22]

What was your favorite TV program?

My favorite NEW show of 2009 was GLEE!

[23]

Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
bahaha Beyonce. lol.

[24]

What was the best book you read?
I read SO many books this year!
Imma pick a non-vampire series.
*gasp* I know...
Hunger Games

[25]

What was your greatest musical discovery?

Spring Awakening

[26]

What did you want and get?
Love, from family and friends, new & old.

[27]

What did you want and not get?

Love, from a significant other.

[28]

What was your favorite film of this year?

I will get head shakes from this but New Moon
followed closely by:
500 Days of Summer. Star Trek. The Hangover.

[29]

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?

I turned 23 and I got all cute and went out to some bars with friends.

[30]

What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

Being in love with someone in love with me back.

[31]

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?

I kinda got less main stream. Kinda. LOL

[32]

What kept you sane?

Friendships. New & old.

[33]

Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

Rob. duh.
[since 2005 baby!]

[34]

What political issue stirred you the most?

Prop 8 passing in California.

[35]

Who did you miss?

Joshua.

[36]

Who was the best new person you met?

Carrie*
seriously hard to pick only one..
but bonding with Carrie was the most out of the blue!

[37]

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:

When you have Death meet one of your loved ones it is OK to cry and move forward.

[38]

What are you looking forward to in 2010?
Doing better personally than I did in 2009.
Because I love hearing what a great friend I am,
I do. BUT I need to be telling myself what a great me I am.

[39]

Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.

"My junk is you."


And that is it!
& only 4 days into 2010!

BEST.CONVERSATION.EVER.

 BEST.CONVERSATION.EVER:
On my abstinence policy with @KaceyofSweden15.

Me:
My rule was 'no sex outside of love'. A month ago, the morning after a drunken make-out with [Male Friend], I changed it.
Kacey:
*waiting*
Me:
Now my abstinence policy is 'no sex outside of love, and only after he says "I love you" at least twice*' Also *he has to say "I love you" first. I refuse to say I love you first. Even if I know I love him before he says it, HE has to say "I love you" first.
Kacey:
 So you are saying if Rob Pattinson walks up to you tomorrow and says "I love you" twice, you would have sex with him.
Me:
No. Because he would have to mean it. I am NOT going to rape Rob Pattinson.
*pause*
No. What!? I take that back!
I would totally rape Rob Pattinson!

The Return of my Hottie McHotHot

By now all of the Twilight-stalking universe has creamed swooned over the new pictures of Rob from Vanity Fair. YouTube has slide shows set to music... Most of the stalkers fan sites have posted them and/or blogged about them. 

& I HAD to join in!!!

1st up is the Top 4 Swooniest (yeah I just made up a word, what? WHAT!) from the first set that was released:

...now here are the Top 4 Swooniest from the second batch:

& don't ya'll worry your pretty little faces off!

Here are ALL of the pictures!!!

...hang in there, this will be a LONG one...

*Set 1* 

 I think this is everyone's favorite...

 

Please, cum come in and make yourself comfy!

Rob: Thinkin' of all the Hot Pockets I can eat after this!

This is post-sex, pre-red carpet Rob, ya know!?

That jacket isn't the only thing that can keep you warm, Rob!

 

That's right take it off and have a cuddle with me!

 

O, to be that finger...

Oh, Rob, for you I'll throw in a Stoli with that cuddle!

Dear Rob, There are better rides out there! [Like me!]

Yes, better than Volvo and KStew! [Like me!]

Sorry Volvo.

Have a cuddle with me and we'll drift of into zzzzzs just fine, Rob. Promise!

 Dear Kat, throw in a some Hot Pockets and cigs and you gotta deal!

 *Set 2*

Rob: If this shoot keeps me away from my Kat too long...

...I'll just get grumpier and more angsty...

...maybe I will find helpful tips I can study before I go see Kat...

 Dear Kat, I have memorized all the right moves...

 

...I've packed all my things...

Srsly, Kat, I'm just waiting for this photo shoot to be over...

 

Don't they realize who I get to go to after!?!...

 ..just thinking of seeing her makes me nervous!

Dear Rob,

Don't worry, I won't make do the American accent thing...

But you are more than welcome to write me a song!

&& I shall leave you with the funniest from both sets:

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 -SO-

How did you like my Vanity Fair breakdown?

What are your takes on these new pics?

Which one is your fav?

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& right when I thought I was all swooned out...

17FREAKIN'DAYZ,BABY!

___________________________

THANKS to ROBsessed Blog 1 and 2 for the pictures!

Like ya'll care but Blog 2 has the article...


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EDIT:

About 24 hrs after these pictures "leaked" to the interwebs, Vanity Fair asked fans to no post them...

Um, a lil late VF. A lil late.