This is a video about what makes me happy!
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question for the comments:
What makes you happy?
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unintendedchoice, on May 24, 2010 at 12:29 pm Said:Donny… I’m sorry you lost your lady, but seriously- you don’t need to take it out on those of us who enjoy the occasional word spelled correctly.Now go put on a pea coat & Ray-bans and tell your girl you don’t want her to come. She’ll get all worked up and will no longer be lost.
Donny it brakes my hart that you losted your girlfriend.
Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:36 pm Said:I agree with UC. Go get some Ray-bans…work your stuff. Get confident. Be “forbidden” and play hard to get.Heck, read the books. You might be surprised that you like them yourself. Then you two would have something in common and a new role playing game in the bedroom.This could work for you.
deep fryed head first in a local mcdonalds kitchen?
*sobs uncontrollably*
It will take so long to get the grease out of my hair.
Seri Panjouled, on May 24, 2010 at 1:30 pm Said
^ this MIGHT be the way to Rob’s heart. Just sayin’.
Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm Said:Haha.
Robert Pattinson. Setting unrealistic standards for women since 2009.Sorry, dude.
A garlic tree would be pretty sweet, though.
Perhaps your girlfriend dumped you for reasons other than Twilight. . . like your apparent aversion to spell check or your lack of education. I doubt 90% of the male population was broken up with over their girlfriends love for this series. Of course, if this is the case then maybe you guys should start reading this “rubbish” and take notes on how to be the perfect boyfriend.
P.S. It isn’t the least bit appealing hearing someone say “I hope all you fuckers get deep fryed head first in a local mcdonalds kitchen!”
tiffanized, on May 24, 2010 at 12:38 pm Said:
Well if I’m going to get blasted for the existence of Twilight, I better start seeing some royalty checks, stat.
Mr. Brasco–if that is indeed your real name–I’ve noticed that the kind of guys who lose their women to Twilight are the same kind of guys who think that Applebee’s is an appropriate venue for their anniversary dinner and don’t know what their lover’s favorite flower is. Grow a romantic bone–or better yet, read the books and take some tips from Edward (just not the stalking and breaking & entering). Write her a note that says “Be Safe” when she leaves for a business trip. Give her your mom’s tacky engagement ring. Wear a sleeveless white button down.
Also, I think you are confused: ERIC is the poofter (aka “Gaysian”).
Ashley, on May 24, 2010 at 12:42 pm Said:
A-MEN. Thanks, Tiff.
It’s not hard being romantic. I don’t know why guys just…can’t get it.
and hey, Donny, instead of being threatened by a fictional vampire who was written by a mormon (awesome) housewife, step up your game a bit. YOU are the obtainable one.
Throw on some glitter and step out into the sunlight.
xo-me.