Showing posts with label Mormon Bachelor Pad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mormon Bachelor Pad. Show all posts

06 August 2010

Prop 8, Overturned & Still Discussed. Duh.

I was very excited to see that Prop 8 in California was overturned by the courts this week.
Very happy. Anyone who saw my Twitter feed knows!

And of course with any hot topic the pendulum swings both ways.
A lot of people in this country [unfortunately] were not pleased with this news.

I am not writing this to be argumentative.
Just to share some thoughts and opinions...
And while I rarely keep myself up-to-date with MBP these days...
I was inspired to "reply" to Calvin's Proposition 8 post.

*PLEASE NOTE*
Some of Calvin's post is directed toward the Mormon theology,
but I am only going to stick with the generals.
 I am not Mormon.
I am not versed in the LDS denomination.
I am not planning on 'versing' myself in the foreseeable future.
Please don't ask me to.


A'ight. Let's do this... 
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23 January 2010

I Married Mormon Bachelor Pad

So
last night
I dreamed about marrying one of the Mormon Bachelor Pad boys.
Yeah!  You read that correctly.
& of course that is not all..

fyi,
basically NONE of this is based in reality!
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So in my dream J&C flew out to Colorado to meet me and a friend. Within the weekend we feel in love, proposed, then I deflowered him the night before our secret marriage ceremony.
Of course it was great, both the sex and the wedding,
bahaha, yeah I might be going to hell. oops.
Then in true box-block fashion, his roommate offered up that we all watch a movie before they had to be taken to the airport. Very sexually frustrated I cuddled up on the couch with my new husband and the next cut was the airport.

At the airport, he and I hung back and with tears in my eyes, I said I'll miss him. We exchanged numbers (because who gets married after they are able to talk on the phone, pppshh!) and I told him that as great as the sex was I felt guilty about swiping his V-card before the wedding and asked him if how he felt. He reassured me that it was ok and that he just sorry we didn't have a chance to do it again before he had to leave. After a parting make-out, he whispered "Just think about how it will be when you come see me."

Cut to: Back at home, I look at the MBP blog to make sure my new hubby isn't regretting the weekend and then looking at my schedule to see when I could fly out to Utah... But every weekend for a month I had a KBB concert to manage (they are my RL friends who are a band that I help out) and started to text my new hubs in a panic.

Cut to: My 3 sisters (irl I only have 1 brother, Alex knows this! tehehe) telling me that our families have found out about our elopement. I freak out at them and tell them to spread that it is just an engagement (My dreams are ridic!)

Cut to:The next time I see my husband, I am in the airport and for whatever reason that totally made sense in the dream at the time we are banding together to go fight evil who kidnapped his sister?
Basically I have been reading too much Black Dagger Brotherhood/Lover Awakened...

Anywho, the rest is too Buffy-meets-StarWars-meets-BDB-with-Blogger-friends to even attempt to type out...
So, the end.

Okay... This whole time I didn't tell you which MBP boy it was...
Well being that they are anonymous and only have this & this...
The MBP was tall with dark hair and blue eyes...
But I am not black and also curvy so...
Jake, if I married you last night,
I'm sorry.

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