20 December 2009

BEST.CONVERSATION.EVER.

 BEST.CONVERSATION.EVER:
On my abstinence policy with @KaceyofSweden15.
Me:
My rule was 'no sex outside of love'. A month ago, the morning after a drunken make-out with [Male Friend], I changed it.
Kacey:
*waiting*

Me:
Now my abstinence policy is 'no sex outside of love, and only after he says "I love you" at least twice*' Also *he has to say "I love you" first. I refuse to say I love you first. Even if I know I love him before he says it, HE has to say "I love you" first.

Kacey:
 So you are saying if Rob Pattinson walks up to you tomorrow and says "I love you" twice, you would have sex with him.

Me:
No. Because he would have to mean it. I am NOT going to rape Rob Pattinson.

*pause*
No. What!? I take that back!
I would totally rape Rob Pattinson!



5 comments:

  1. I totally love this conversation! Epic WIN!

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  2. There are many men I'd lose my morals for.

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  3. Let's be friends. This is hilar. I have the same take on things. I am totally celibate! Even if 'I love you' is said. Which I never say because I have commitment issues!! Abstinence rules!

    Also, my rule does NOT apply to Rob. I would do him anytime, anywhere, in every position known to man.

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  4. We are friends. I wouldn't even need him to say I love you twice :]

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