The Boyfriend Application Revisited

This time last year I discovered that my most recent ex had gotten engaged on NYE

 I quickly reacted and decided to tell the universe that I deserved a boyfriend at least!

Obviously.

Despite the 2011 Boyfriend Application, I remained single throughout 2011.

Though I am pleased to announce I have agreed to meet someone-

-someone that I (ouch) 'met' on a dating site.

And while I have decided to meet a stranger I share common intrests with,
(in a public area of course)
it has been a year with no results so...

 

thanks Google!

AGAIN! This is my future boyfriend we're talkin' about!

Like last year, I am not looking for just anyone.

2011 Requirements:

• Shows off silly faces and lots and lots of smiles from a quality mouth.
• Rolls down hills at the park with me, allergies and all.
• Can teach me new things.
• Not only accepts that I am a nerd, but loves me for it.
• Supplies adventures!
• Enough muscle to punch someone for me but not so much that it's gross.
• Can plan a BOMB.com date but also enjoys a night in on the couch with Chipotle and a movie marathon.
• Gives great hug.
• Loves me through my silly addictions.
• Dances for fun, not to look cool and get gals.
• Loves conversations with Smartypants Kat and Daft Blonde Kat.
• Provides opportunities and takes them on as well.
• Spins me about on the dance floor and in my head.
• Has "I've been too busy providing for you to shave" scruff sometimes.
• Sings karaoke with no shame (bonus: no broken eardrums either!)
• Understands Robin Williams advice from "Good Will Hunting" and make me feel the 'home' that Zach Braff speaks of in "Garden State"

2012 Additions:

• Has kind eyes.
• A strong heart.
• A mesmerizing smile.

&&/or Of Course If You Are:

• Måns Zelmerlöw. 
• Garrett Hedlund. 
• Rob Pattinson.

 So bloggy world, let's try again--

Anybody know my future boyfriend yet?